Category Archives: Random Thought

Hardly ever clear…

Very special specimen

At lunch, one of my colleagues made the quoted statement down below. As he was making the statement, my immediate thought was him pinned to a cork board, so I had to photo edit the image below to explain this … Continue reading

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BatCat

I want to see you try this with puppies. No, it does not work. Kittens are clearly superior.

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Being a programmer is like a city car driver.

You have something in common with every single driver in the city: You think you are the only one who know how to drive. Everybody else thinks the same. Programmers have the tendency to think the same way. We think … Continue reading

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An engineer walks into a bar…

An engineer walks into a bar and orders 1.0E20 root beers. Bartender: "That’s a root beer float." Engineer: "Make it a double."

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Deer-proof

Someone shoots deer at you and you wear a flowers-made deer-proof vest? Continue reading

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Abstract though on freedom.

This word seems to be somewhat misunderstood. It is often used as if freedom was something you can posses or obtain, and is said to be granted also. It is quite the opposite. Freedom is not the existence of something … Continue reading

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Why time travel to the past (and survive) is not possible.

First, matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. With this in mind to travel in time you would need to push aside the matter you or your vessel is to occupy. You cannot just materialize in the middle of space without suffering one of two consequent effects; a strong impact wave pushing all matter away instantly, or have the entire mass of your body merged with all present matter with lethal consequences. Continue reading

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Religious Believes

Religion fills the primal human need to understand our surroundings. It is a matter of survival, no more. Understanding the world around us increases our chances of surviving since the down of life in this planet. Sometimes when we don’t … Continue reading

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Aliens are shitty drivers

All this advance technology and yet these dumb aliens manage to crash all the time! EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT! How dumb of a pilot you have to be if you can not even manage an emergency landing on the desert? Continue reading

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JavaScript Outside the Browser

You can create simple applications in JavaScript without using a browser at all in Windows.

Simply type your JavaScript using Notepad (or your editor of choice) and save it. Change the extension to .js [1] and you are done. Continue reading

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